Since we live in a time where there is so much tension around gender equality I thought it worth mentioning that I have no problem with a woman sorting out my plumbing. A good handywoman with a firm grip, solid technique and plenty experience is a treasure and if you don’t agree, you may perhaps just not have had a good handy.

It really is pretty damn erotic, this form of oral sex and if you enjoy perv’ing out on it like I do you’ll be glad to know that you too grab a handjob porn discount from this handy list. And yes, all of the sites there as well as the deals are a lot better than that crappy pun I just slipped in.

So, rock out with your cock out and give some slapper a hard time.